But I no do them.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I like to take the yellow screw retrieval tool (the titty pinchers) and pretend its a tiny little claw hand.

Then I like to pick up lots of things with it, and talk to myself in a German accent pretending I'm Doctor Octopus from Spiderman.

I know it's silly, but it makes me laugh.

P.S. For whatever reason, I can't for the life of me figure out how to change header colors. Please help!